Pie Eating Contest

What can we say? Table Talk makes America's favorite pie, and they are indeed yummy. In some ways it seems criminal to eat one in 15 seconds, you should take your time and enjoy it, perhaps with a glass of milk. In other ways though, 15 seconds just seems god-like. And with three people in the finals at or under 10 seconds ... we need to get some stacker mats to do the time right.

Past Champions

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See schedule for exact times, but here's the gist:

• Prelims - Saturday evening at the Sap House or Upstairs in the Garage. Step up to the table and eat your pie.
  
• Finals - Sunday afternoon at the Awards Ceremony, even the Awards should be exciting. Be there with your bells on and whistle whetted.

Who: All players and staff are eligible to compete.
What: The Pie Eating Contest
When: See schedule
Where: See schedule
Why: Because you can
How Much: Prelims - how could we ever charge for this?
Payout: All of the entry fee money goes to the winner, plus all of the bragging rights